Dick or Cock?

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Personally I say dick. I ain’t never heard the male anatomy referred to cock until I started reading romance novels-the white on white ones. I was a teenage horndog, and my first thought was WTF is a cock? He grabbed his cock. He stroked his cock. She licked his cock. EWWWW. I hate that word! It’s a dick for fuck’s sake lol. How you refer to a penis in romance is definitely a cultural thing. I honestly used to think it was some white people shit frankly until I posed this question in one of my Facebook groups. Surprisingly the writers pretty much all agreed that they use cock because their editors found it more universally appealing. My first response was to whom? Do they know your readers are 90% black women? I don’t know any sistas who call a dick a cock unless she’s in a porno or in a romance novel. And what about pussy vs. cunt? Saying, just typing the word cunt is like fingernails on chalkboard. STOPPPPP!!! That word makes me wanna go ballistic. It’s yucky yo…

But you know what sets me off even more? Reading a hot love scene then stumbling across “He inserted his penis into her vagina…” GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! I don’t wanna read no anatomically correct shit when I’m reading about the nasty! That’s even worse than “He plunged his throbbing nightstick into her dripping honeypot…” Man, I’ve read it all. You take the bitter with the sweet. But I still say cock is fucking gross…

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One thought on “Dick or Cock?

  1. LMAO…I totally agree. Honeypot and woman cave and other dumb ass Caucasian euphemisms are worst than penis and vagina.

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