WARNING: I’m about to have some fun at the expense of writers. Y’all know I’m an asshole, so here goes:
Is there an unwritten romance writing rule that you insert these phrases, actions, descriptors into your narrative cause I swear I read these in every other book I read. And don’t even act like you don’t know what I’m talking about…
Exhibit 1: The Messy Bun
This is the go-to hairstyle in romance. The heroine with long hair always pulls her hair into a messy bun, and I.want.to.scream. Can we get a new hairstyle please?
Exhibit 2: Guy gets exasperated and pinches the bridge of his nose
I have never witnessed this in my life. And why does he do that? What does it accomplish because I’ve tried it, and I get nada…
Exhibit 3: Cumming On Command
Where are these men? Where dey at doe? Damn near erry story I read, dude pinches, sucks, tugs, pumps and commands “Come for me…” and the heffa falls apart right at that moment. I feel so damn cheated…
I know there are more, but these are my top 3. Like for real…
Musings of A Romance Junkie 
LOL I can’t with you! I haven’t even had coffee yet!
Good Mornting 😂
OMG-I can’t-stop-laughing!!!! Especially #3!
Right?!
Hahahahaha!!! You are too funny! I think the only one I’ve done is #3. Alas, my only rebuttal is that this is a dream of mine. It has never happened to me, so I like to live vicariously through my stories. Teehee… But I will be conscious of it from now on. Not saying I won’t do it, but maybe not as much. 😉
It’s all fun. But seriously, these fictional men got it going on!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I can’t breathe! CTHU!!! Stop!
I roll my eyes every time a hero lifts a heroine into his arms…regardless of her size…while they’re kissing and she locks her feet around his waist as he walks to the bedroom/shower/sofa. I mean, really? LMAO!
Yup. Another one. And how how he gone be 6’3 and she’s 5’4 yet when they dance, she’s able to lock her arms around his neck. Girl bye lmao
No one can manage that unless they’re a professional ballet dancer. 🙂 I hate the ‘messy bun’ but I would totally read a romance novel called ‘tore up from the floor up’.
Lolol. Some of these books should be called tore up from the floor up.
This just proves that I don’t read enough books. lol
You don’t if you don’t recognize any of these. But I’d rather you write anyway 😉
Oh my goodness! LOL. I just spit out my water for laughing so hard.
Lol😂😂
She’s able to cum on command because he’s always hitting ALL the right spots, including her g-spot every. single. time. No matter if it’s his fingers or cock or even his tongue! 😂😂😂
hot mess, lolollssss!!!! Totally love this. That always get me too. Shoot, if a dude can look at me and make me cum, I might not be single right now…lmbooo!
That’s what I’m saying! These romances be setting us up for disappointment and don’t even know it lol.
Cumming on command! Guilty! But that’s just funny! Where are these guys? I want to know. HAHA